A European rugby union disciplinary officer has ticked off the Ospreys and full-back Lee Byrne.
They allowed 16 players over the whitewash during Saturday's tussle with Leicester Tigers. That's about one more than the 15 allowed - or 6.7% if you took A level Sums.
Sounds like simple arithmetic ... but if your business is a provider of maths tuition why not write to Scott Johnson & Co? Offer your services by hosting a "numbers refresher" before April's Heineken Cup quarter-final in Biarritz.
You could even do it in French to take account of the big game's prevailing lingo.
Your pitch may not result in business from the boys in black (in fact, it definitely won't) - but it may humour one or two Swansea Bay journalists into giving you publicity ...
If you'd like to know how, you know where to come.
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